malikmydick:

I’m making my own emojis this is so much fun

bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

20 Emojis That Need To Exist

thehighwayaisle:

Like yeah, you broke me. You smashed me to pieces for a while. I put myself back together, bit by bit - but I’m still not the same. You can still see all the cracks. And I don’t think that they’re ever going to go away. I hate that.

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal
wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(via coastal-collision)

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

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theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

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liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people
liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people
liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people
liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people
liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people
liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES
The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.
Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people

liljonthebaptist:

0bstacles:

huffingtonpost:

THIS GENIUS MACHINE FEEDS STRAY DOGS IN EXCHANGE FOR RECYCLED BOTTLES

The Turkish company Pugedon has created a vending machine that’s dispensing help for both the environment and our furry friends.

Watch the machine in action here.

this makes me so happy

Haha poor short people

(via rivkann)

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